As humans, we face challenges every day. These challenges can be draining, and overwhelming sometimes and could weigh heavily on us. This is why it is advisable for us to always have a laugh. It takes an unwavering level of commitment and discipline to keep at what you do, regardless of the challenges you face.

Passion, responsibilities, and love for what you do are reasons why you push through. However, amid these confrontations, we learn to take laughs from them. Going a day without taking a laugh is incomplete, that is why we have combined these funny relatable quotes to lighten your mood.

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They are funny and relatable because you have been there, and you understand better than everyone else how it feels. These quotes help to change your approach toward certain problems and help keep you happy.

These quotes in originality may not have been made for comic purposes and may not lean to the generality of the public, but they become a piece of amusement because they are relatable. You understand what was going through the speaker’s mind, and you laugh because you have been in the same shoes. It just goes to show that someone out there gets you.

These quotes can come from different spheres of life, disciplines, races, backgrounds, and ideas. It makes it more unique as you are drawn to the authenticity of these quotes, and how captivating they are regardless of the thoughts or actions that inspired such quotes. You cannot help but marvel at how serious these quotes seem, whereas large humor lurks underneath.

These quotes help to make your day better, help you to share a laugh, and keep you healthy. As they say, “Laughter is the best medicine”. Below are 100 funny relatable quotes from different speakers, to brighten your day and make you smile.

  • “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
    ―Mindy Kaling
  • “I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.”
    —W.C. Fields
  • “People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” —Joan Rivers
  • “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ―Mae West
  • “I love mankind… it’s people I can’t stand!!”
    ― Charles M. Schulz
  • “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
    —Michael Scott, The Office
  • “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ―Mae West
  • “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the universe.”
    ―Albert Einstein
  • “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    ―Cathy Guisewite
  • “Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
    ―Isaac Asimov
  • “When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
    —Lily Tomlin
  • “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘Would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
    —Dwight Schrute, The Office
  • “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”
    —Mark Twain
  • “I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.”
    —Ouiser Boudreaux, Steel Magnolias
  • “A woman is like a tea bag: You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
    —Eleanor Roosevelt
  • “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
    —Oprah Winfrey
  • “Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
    —Charlotte Whitton
  • “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
    —Benjamin Franklin
  • “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”
    ―Groucho Marx
  • “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” —Rita Mae Brown
  • “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.”
    —Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
  • . “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.”
    —Pam Beesly, The Office
  • “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
    —Lucille Ball
  • “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.”
    —Joan Rivers
  • “People say, ‘How you stay looking so young?’ I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup.”
    —Dolly Parton
  • “Look, you didn’t ask me for my opinion, but I’m old, so I’m giving it anyway.”
    —Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
  • “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” —George Burns
  • “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
    —Sir Norman Wisdom
  • . “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”
    —Will Ferrell
  • “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
    —Albert Einstein
  • “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
    —Jean Illsley Clarke
  • “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    ―Phyllis Diller
  • “As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy.”
    —Ralphie May
  • “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
    —Jim Carrey
  • “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
    —Oscar Wilde
  • “Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.”
    —Samuel L. Jackson
  • “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
    ―Ellen DeGeneres
  • “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
    —Mark Twain
  • “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    ―Winston S. Churchill
  • “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.”
    —Neil Gaiman
  • “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”
    —Ellen DeGeneres
  • “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
    —Isaac Asimov
  • “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
    —Phyllis Diller
  • “It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.”
    —Dorothy Zbornak, The Golden Girls
  • “Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”
    —Paula Poundstone
  • “If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”
    —Reese Witherspoon
  • “Everything I have I owe to this job… this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.”
    —Jim Halpert, The Office
  • “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
    —Oscar Wilde
  • “I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
    ―Jerome K. Jerome
  • “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    ―Charles Lamb
  • “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
    —Sarah Brown
  • “You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage worth ethic.”
    —Zig Ziglar
  • “Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.”
    —Will Rogers
  • “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — then success is sure.”
    —Mark Twain
  • “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” — Mark Twain
  • “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott, The Office
  • “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” — Steven Wright
  • “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” — Margaret Mead
  • “Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.” — Jules Renard
  • “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
  • “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” — Rodney Dangerfield
  • “I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” — Jerry Seinfield
  • “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” — George Carlin
  • “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” — Dave Barry
  • “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope
  • “My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.” — Mia Farrow as Halley Reed in “Crimes and Misdemeanors”
  • . “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey
  • . “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey
  • “I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.” — Stephen Fry
  • “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” — Don Marquis
  • “We owe a lot to Thomas Edison — if it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.” — Milton Berle
  • . “One thing that humbles me deeply is to see that human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not.” — Alexandre Dumas
  • “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
  • “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Bob Hope
  • “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” — Charles de Gaulle
  • “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” — Bill Watterson
  • Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.” — Daniel J. Boorstin
  • “It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.” — Dave Barry
  • “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” — Emo Philips
  • “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” — Emo Philips
  • “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” — Earl Wilson
  • “My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue, and when I asked what’s funny, she said, ‘Everyone here is alive because I got laid.”
  • “Always be yourself, unless you can be Beyoncé. Then always be Beyoncé.”
  • “The look you give your friend when the teacher says to find a partner.”
  • “Home is where you trust the toilet seat.”
  • “I wish Santa would publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.”
  • “It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.”
  • “I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.”
  • “What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.”
  • “I sat quietly with my own thoughts today. Remind me to never do that again.”
  • “When I said that I cleaned my room. I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.”
  • “I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.”
  • “I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s what it’s called a ‘cell’ phone.”
  • “My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So, I threw a coconut in his face.”
  • “A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.”
  • “I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
  • “I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.”
  • “I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.”
  • “Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.”
  • “I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.”

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